In the bus today
Old lady : Could you get out of my way, sir, I can't get through.
Old geezer : No wonder, with this BIG ASS of yours !
Old lady : Oh, Thank you for the big ass !
Old lady, turning to me : Seriously, did he look at himself ?
Me : Would you like to have my seat, Madam ?
Old lady : No thanks, I'll stand up, this jerk got me pissed off for the day.
A few minutes later...
My son : And they say youngsters are rude...
May 21st