Valentine
Capucine : I have to find a present for Laurine.
Me : Is it her birthday ?
Capucine : No, it's because she's my "amoureuse", and the teacher said we all should bring a present for our "amoureuse".
Me : Oh, you mean... for Valentine's day ? But she's not your "amoureuse", she's your best friend.
Capucine, shrugging her shoulders : Yeah, I know. But I couldn't find a boy.
Me : What about Marius ?
Capucine, frowning : Naaaaa.
Me : Ok, Laurine, then.
Jan 26th
In disguise
Dad : Capucine, I would like you to stay out of the kitchen for a few minutes, ok ? I'm working with cutting tools and I don't want you to be around.
Capucine, shrugging : Ooh. OoooooKkkkkk.
[A few minutes later ]
Capucine, back in the kitchen, doing a silly walk and changing her voice : Hello, Mister. Can I come in ? I'm my daughter's mother.
Jan 25th
Orange Client service
Me : Hello Madame, I have moved recently, and according to what your coworker told me the other day, my internet connection should have been working since yesterday. It is still not working…Could you check and tell me what's going on ?
Lady : Let me check.
A few minutes later...
Lady : You are calling about your internet connection, right ?
Me : (??) Yes. About my Internet connection.
A few minutes later...
Lady : There is a technical problem.
Me : Do you know what kind of problem it is, or when it should be fixed ?
Lady : No, i'm not able to inform you.
Me : So, could you transfer me to someone who could inform me ?
Lady : No, I can't. I assume your connection may be fixed in one week, approximately.
Me : Approximately. So right now, I'm still paying monthly for a regular connection that is not working, and I have to pay an extra 25 € for a 6 hours pass. And you cannot tell me how long it is going to last.
Lady : What do you want me to say ? I can't tell you more.
Me : Has some technician been asked to fix the problem ?
Lady : I don't know.
Me : Oh great. You know, I've been a client for about 12 years now, and I need my connection for my work, and you cannot even give me that simple information. It is nothing personal against you, but I am really upset.
Lady : Well, I'm 53, I've worked here for 30 years, and you can be as upset as you want, this won't change anything for me after I leave my office and come back home.
Me : ?! Well… you know what ? I think I'm going to call another provider and ask what they can do for me.
Lady : Sure. Go ahead and call another provider. I would do the same if I were you.
Me : Do you realise what you just said ? Is this how you represent your company ?
Lady : Please don't start me on this, I won't get into more conversation with you. Goodbye Madame.
Jan 12th